We gather on October 26th to remember seven poor souls who left us too soon. We cannot bring these distilleries back from the dead, but we can accept their final wish that we drink the bejeezus out of their final bottles.
As funerals go, this is the one to see and be seen, to drink and be drunk. Some of the biggest names among the dead will be there. These are not only among the most sought after distilleries, they are also rare and ancient expressions in their own right, with four of them aged above 30 years. This is easily a $2000-3000 lineup and is likely to be the last chance for you to taste these dead distilleries… in this life.
Funeral food and kleenex will be provided. Please accept our sincerest condolences for you loss.
Seating is VERY limited.
Glenlochy 1980 Signatory 31yr
Imperial 1995 Signatory for K&L 18yr
Littlemill 1988 Exclusive Malts 25yr
Banff 1975 Duncan Taylor 35yr
Dallas Dhu 1979 Gordon & MacPhail 33yr
Glenesk 1983 Duncan Taylor 20yr
Darkness falls upon the land
One by one the stills go dead
Each murdered by a corporate hand
So vodka could be poured instead
They slew the ancient and the young
And let their corpses rot in mud
Yet now you wait with thirsty tongue
To taste their final golden blood
You start to feel a numbing chill
The thrill of what you shall consume
The spawn of seven hallowed stills
Await in seven glassy tombs
Yet as the spirit meets its end
Your Glencairn starts to quiver
For few mere mortals dare to send
The Undead to their liver